awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004

random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

by peter October 13, 2004

randomly

Related to 'random,' an adverb used by undergraduate English students to indicate that a verb happens for no particular reason or according to no particular pattern. The people engaged in the 'random' activity ('randomly running') may have no idea that they are running, _or_ they may not have considered the consequences of their act.

Your overworked graduate student TAs beg you to use a more INTERESTING AND EXPRESSIVE word than 'randomly.' Please. For the love of Pete, Dale, or Homer...

"The most recent concern about homosexuality seemed to arise during the turn of the century, around the time when couples were able to randomly get married in Las Vegas." (This is an actual sentence--I just read it in a first-year English paper.)

by Cranky E October 26, 2007

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.

Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006

random grenade throw

too toss a grenade in a random location and get a kill.

I just did a random grenade throw and got the last kill!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Random Button

The button you push while on Urban Dictionary when you have too much time.

What to do... Well here goes nothing!

*pushes the Random Button*

Goatse NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!

Meat Spin Oh you've gotta be kidding!

Alabama Hotpocket Now I finally know what that means...
Okay... Well here goes nothing!

by John Doe? February 28, 2013