queef

shitting diaria from a ho slut pussy

dat bich slut damn queefed on my chest

by Kutta May 12, 2003

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 23, 2007

queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 17, 2009

Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

by homesicksong January 04, 2006

Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.

Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!

by adshgoieajf May 17, 2007

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

by Ivanov rednalo July 10, 2010

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009