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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
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by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.
That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!
by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013
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Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.
Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.
by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005
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queef

a fart from a vagina- nice and simple
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by 5842fj March 13, 2010
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ass queef

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007
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queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
I installed a queef card in the new server.
by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007
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queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.
that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.
by ronnie_e May 16, 2009
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