queef's whisper 

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

queef's whisper by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

queef salad 

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

queef salad by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef Grenade 

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

Queef Grenade by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Queef Pouch 

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

Queef Pouch by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

Queef taco by Queef God January 13, 2017

Queef stack 

When the pussy is so dry that when it farts it blows out a plume of dust.

I had been banging this chick from behind so long that when I pulled out she let out a large queef stack.

Queef stack by Whatarod71 January 25, 2017

Queef Docking 

Queef Docking is an act in which two girls shoves a pvc pipe in there vagina, 1 girl shoves one end of the pipe in there snatch and the other girl shoves the other end into there snatch.

That Queef Docking that other night was so relaxing i loved the breeze of your queef it was so warm and it sounded like a fucking flute.

Queef Docking by DrSexActsCreator May 3, 2016