Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 14, 2014

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Purplenette

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude

Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.

by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

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Purdue Goggles

When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.

"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."

by dukeeaglesfan September 7, 2014

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Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

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Where one of your guy friends is so jealous of you that he copies everything that you do. He'll wear the same clothes as you, watch the same TV as you, use the same sayings as you and act the same way. He does all of these things after saying the opposite and then doing them anyway, and claiming them as his own.

1. When did that guy start acting just like his friend? Oh, he just has Purdeyboy envy.

2. He always said he hated that TV show! I know, he only says he loves it now cause he's got Purdeyboy envy.

by Skindog June 5, 2016

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