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taco punch

An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)
Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.
by EL Markster February 27, 2011
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Punch-through

The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.
Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
by Gina Johnson September 4, 2018
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Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.
by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016
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Punching babies

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
by Kaaaaaren December 19, 2008
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Birthday Punch

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
by SCRU FACE March 18, 2019
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Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.
I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.
by Whackbag December 5, 2004
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city punch

water and sugar mixed to create a ghetto fabolous drink on a hot but broke afternoon
when you run out of cool aid or juice you can drink City Punch for a satisfying taste
by Young Isaac August 29, 2006
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