by The Witty Coiner October 02, 2014
A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”
John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021
Pretty pels is a natural and sweet girl that is rare,loves smiling and laughing and also makes people happy
by Blobbin July 10, 2020
a pretty patty is food.
by anthony443894893 December 07, 2017
A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
by Thereallildaddy March 29, 2018
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
by BB _Wolf May 06, 2020
A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017