paininite

noun - the solid or physical form of pain.

"Bill smaking me with a huge peice of steel causes paininite upon my face."

"Being dumped by that extremely poxilion woman does not induce painite."

by Can Not April 23, 2005

pain

what you feel when your friend starts going out with the girl of your dreams

I feel pain every time i see Janell with Kevin.

by jmdunne1395 February 8, 2009

18 inches of pain

A very large penis about 1 foot 6 inches long and of varying girth. Said penis must be large enough to cause discomfort to a recipient in any act of sexual activity.

Daniel: Hey man, I gave THIS 18 inches of pain last night! She was screaming for mercy!
Duncan: I wish mine was 18 inches, all i have is this 1 incher...

by 18Inchwang June 22, 2006

Pain Passage

1. A game most commonly played in an atmosphere of great mirth otherwise known as a party. It is best played when drunk and or stoned, you can acheive these states by consuming a beverage known as alcohol or consuming substances known as drugs. In the game one individual, chosen as the result of a game such as soggy biscuit is blindfolded and if deemed neccesary credit carded or jap slapped they are then spun around to acheive a state of dizzyness. When they are dizzy and possibly in pain from the earlier trauma they are then skanked and made to walk through a passage made up of eager and drunk party goers all willing to cause as much pain and humiliation as possible. For example the blinded, pained and humiliated individual known as the pussy holeor just the ball sack is sent on a journey of great mirth but in order to reach the goal of many treasures they must pass through the 'passage' where they are humiliated and pained even further through a variety of procedures such as bukkake, jap slapped, bummed, punched in the face and tits, dick slapped, rode like a dog, shot at, stabbed up, teabagged and cercumsised other procedures are strictly prohibited under the rules of the game.
2. Anally penetrated in an anus of small size therefore it causes pain for both the giver and the receiver. In certain cases such as those of nuns, virgins........Barbed wire or possibly land mines are placed around the anus therefore causing great pain to any unfortunate horny person.

Llewellyn- LOL at him for going through the pain passage on all fours llewllyn is amused.
Swaskoski- What the fuck Llewellyn why are you using text speak in normal converstions and why the fuck are u calling yourself by your own name you cunt
Llewellyn- o cum on u gy ws cnt nccssy
Swaskoski- Fuck SHIT thats it your going through the fucking passage
Kevin- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Wankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa take that in ur eye you welsh cunt
Swaskoski- WO was cumming on his face really needed if ur going to do it it has to be acheived by all members of the group hence a bukkake.

by Muhammed Legend March 2, 2008

pain-in-the-assitude

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009

painers

Appalachian slang for an opiate in pill or liquid form used to get a buzz

Did you hear Lindsay Lohan is in rehab? Yeah, she's hooked on them painers.

by Brob81 August 25, 2010

painhub

like p0rn hub but its for depressed people LOL

gonna go jump on painhub real quick.

by jessybessy February 22, 2021