Postman

Logic sending letters to the people

I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

Boxer Posture

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.

Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture

by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

Awesome Possum

when someone bubbly and wants to say awesome

Thats so Awesome possum like!!!

by penap May 31, 2011

shaved possum

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

by GY4444 April 18, 2012

Awesome Possums

Hannah Griffith and Sam Garrity

Person: Hannah and Sam are awesome!
Person #2: Hell ya! They're awesome possums!

by Ain'tnunyabusiness k April 22, 2013

The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

dead possum

joel merchen aka lefty liar

that dead possum looks like joel!

by CONNIE February 11, 2004