The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!
Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
by Pebblezzz August 07, 2011
Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.
by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 30, 2004
This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
by Mentalmarkportseton September 07, 2012
"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."
by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022
"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio
by edward houssein November 19, 2007