Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Pork Fishing

Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.

I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Smile

When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.

Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile

by Golonka lover June 13, 2018

Pork Beef

In South Africa well prepared meat that taste good is refereed as pork beef. Mostly used by individuals that can’t differentiate between the taste of beef and pork.

The pork beef we had last night was perfect with pap.

by Mosalah11 June 30, 2020

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022