pornaholic

A person who wants to quit watching porn and/or messing around but doesn't know how to.

1) My friend is a pornaholic, I am sure he would love your new book.

2) I was a pornaholic for ten years before I was saved by Jesus Christ.

by Syd86 June 22, 2012

porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.

"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."

by freshporch06 September 5, 2006

Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

The Porch

A GameFAQs message board that was once pretty cool but is now overran with n00bs and dumbasses.

I am a poster on The Porch.

by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003

poah

Used to describe the indescribable and that which needs to explanation.

Something that cannot be understood by those that do not know of it.

To have POAH is to know POAH. To question POAH is to have no comprehension of POAH and it's meanings.

by DaimoB December 7, 2006

Parahomopartyboiaphobia

1.paranoid fear that a fag is behind you doing the party boi behind you.
2.fear brought on by a bad memory of homos and a club.

1. Dave, "hey man is there a guy behind me doing the msk dance?
Phil "no, why?"
dave, "i have Parahomopartyboiaphobia."
phil, "thats realy queer"
Dave, "Where? Is he behind me? is he doing the dance?"

by the artist formerly known as alex February 14, 2008

Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.

sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic

by ShameelH December 11, 2009