POPTART

Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.

AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..

by PUSSYLUVR May 1, 2010

poptart

The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection

Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.

by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010

Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =

by Gabirsten March 11, 2008

poptart

1) Someone who is a retard but if you say retard you'll get in trouble so it's a good replacement.

2) Someone who pops you everytime you say something.

3) A bad tasting breakfast food.

1) Luke, you're such a poptart.

2) I know, he's totally a poptart!

3) That poptart sucked!

by fyhjryh November 29, 2007

postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes

ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music

by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005

Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

by Crazy babe March 19, 2009

Postal

When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.

Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) May 25, 2015