SpongeBob popsicle

The TikTok trend of trying to find a perfect one and the TikTok cult

Im in the spongebob popsicle cult so I’m gonna eat this spongebob popsicle because it’s not perfect

by Your moms guy January 19, 2022

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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

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Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.

AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

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popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.

damn lauren your popsicle breath stank

by anonymous December 25, 2021

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Popsicling

When you shove your forearm up someones ass and lift them up like a popsicle.

"Wow, did you hear that our Chem professor likes popsicling?

by spacelover48 April 10, 2022

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French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

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