Plopsicle

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.

"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"

by Lilblacboy May 18, 2015

banana popsicle

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.

Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best

by blehemoth August 1, 2013

Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.

Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.

by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020

blue popsicle

Someone who eats a popsicle and says that they like the blue ones best not because of how it tastes but just because it is blue.

Bill only got that game system because everyone else has one, yet he doesn't even know the first thing about videogames. What a blue popsicle.

by Ralfo the Great! November 6, 2007

Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.

Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.

by freeze ez February 21, 2010

Popsicle Time

Something you yell at your friends when they lose. Needs to be said with authority, otherwise it just sounds stupid. The best thing for them to do is to go to the freezer, get a Popsicle, and forget it ever happened.

Jack: "Popsicle Time!"
Jill: "Don't you mean checkmate?"

by Luke S Awesome August 9, 2010