Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

by travellin2planker October 11, 2019

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mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

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Hypnotic poison

The best perfume in existence

“You smell so good”
“Thanks, Im wearing hypnotic poison”

by Zalgo August 27, 2023

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Mood Poisoning

A temporary psychological and physiological condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an individual experiencing acute negativity. Symptoms typically include headaches, decreased energy, spontaneous sighing, and a contagious urge to roll one's eyes.

I love my friend Sarah, but I need to limit our coffee dates to 30 minutes to avoid mood poisoning - she's been really negative lately.

by SalvyZ January 30, 2025

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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. April 16, 2018

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