Pudding It Off

The act of procrastinating while eating pudding. Popularized by a young fellow named Gage. Comes from the term Putting it off which simply means procrastinating.

Dude: Crap! I spent all night Pudding it off.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.

by P0TARTER July 12, 2011

Ghost Pudding

A large amount of semen or cum blown in someones mouth when they are not expecting it.

" She seemed to be really into it an wasn't complaining so i figured i test my luck an give her the Ghost Pudding"

by Datty Mee April 25, 2010

false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

Hog's pudding

A sausage similar to black pudding and haggis, from the south-west of England, notably Devon and Cornwall.
Paler in colour than black pudding, it is a pale pinkish cream, and consists of delicious pork fat, suet, bread and oatmeal, and occasionally various bits of offal, like lungs and liver.
Hog's pudding has become quite fashionable in the last couple of years with the recent "local food" movement.

Yum, delicious hog's pudding... You can really taste the lungs!

Wow, I bet no one else in Chelsea is eating this, I'd better buy a box just to show how tradtional and authentic I am! - West London middle-classes.

by Nimbuspony February 19, 2008

poke your pudding

the act of sticking your finger up your ass and poking your shit

I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!

Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?

by puddingpoker October 11, 2009

Lesbian Pudding

Lesbian pudding is what a lesbian enjoys while she is eating out her juicy wet partner.

i walked in on lisa and beth last night and lisa had her head between beth's legs enjoying some lesbian pudding.

by fuckthathotass69 November 8, 2019

Yellow Chocolate Pudding

The unknown substance that people consider pudding to have a amazing catastophic burst of flavor in your mouth as you eat it. Created for the soul purpose of eating and confusing your friends. It is chocolate and yellow at the same time.

Sabby: Hey bro wanna come over my house and make some yellow chocolate pudding?

Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.

by The Bohon February 4, 2009