Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.
Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
by Zero July 28, 2004
Get the pervecy mug.1. any one who discriminates against and/or looks down on any other person based on them making perverted jokes, liking to watch porn and is too young, openly admitting to jacking off, looking at a girl's cleavage when they bend over based on natural urge, etc.....
many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly
just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.
2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)
many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly
just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.
2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)
chloe- ewwy my friend told me that you always talk about sex and make dirty jokes
me-correct and so what?
chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person
me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!
me-correct and so what?
chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person
me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!
by Gbet February 1, 2010
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Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?
Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)
Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.
Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)
Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.
Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
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Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
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