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Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.
Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
pervecy by Zero July 28, 2004
Words you can keep
A person who seeks privacy to do a perverted act; Short for Perverted Privacy; a different phrase/label for someone who engages in voyeuristic activities.
The Pink Floyd song character "Arnold Layne" needed Pervacy to try on the panties he stole from a washing line.
The state of being both perfect and perverted
Andrew Kim is pervect
Pervect by ak'swife November 24, 2011

Perveyor of premium coffees 

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.
Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".
1.to turn a normal everyday sentence into a sexual innendo
2.the 11th commandment
A:"I love it when William plays his trumpet"
B:"I bet you'd love to play William's trumpet"
A:"Oh my god you just totally commited pervery!"
pervery by MARIA AND COSMO September 14, 2008
Related to perverted. Something that has a sexual connotation, especially in a slimey way.
That was such a PERVEY comment...you are SO nasty!
pervey by Vern February 15, 2005
(n.) perverted survey; a series of questions often asked of tender females on the internet by older disgusting males
Like, I was on MSN Messenger and like, this old guy kept asking me questions. Like, have I ever slept with my best friends and stuff. I told him ewww gross and I refuse to continue with his pervey.
pervey by D-Hock January 14, 2008
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