mah phat willay

Basically, it's the way Shrek says "my fat willy" (aka: his big thicc green ogre hard-on)

Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)

Shrek: "Aye Fiona, come souk mah phat willay."
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"

by get_it July 30, 2019

hook it up phat

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking

Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"

by Sam Irwin December 26, 2011

Phat nut

Synonymous with “Big Mood” in a positive situation. See “slender nut” for a negative mood. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Zach: I LOVE Highschool Musical man
Sarah: phat nut

by Cawcaw June 19, 2018

Phat bussy

Something any milf has 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

Person: damn she has a phat bussy

Person 2: yeah just like my mom

by Ariannaphatbooty March 20, 2021

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

phat pussy syndrome

When a girls pussy is so phat that swelling and growth could happen.

Dude i fucked my girl and she has phat pussy syndrome.

by mr.boiohboi December 24, 2020

Phat Lewt

Really awesome loot from a PKill see also: wordSick Armor

by three_sixteen February 14, 2003