Porcelain Cowboy

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

by 32opal February 24, 2015

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

perculating

When a man's flaccid penis becomes engorged with love juice

Bobs perculating look tf out

by Ermhhhrgr June 14, 2016

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Permcel

The permanent form of an incel. Someone so repulsive, inadequate, and intolerable that they are quite certainly guaranteed an entire lifetime of isolation and loneliness.

"Did you see Ashley's latest self-deprecating status?"

"Yeah, Ashley is quite pathetic, he is a certified permcel."

by ChedBoy June 5, 2018

Percentist

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018