The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

Thats Peach

real sexy.....as sexy as you can get......to be a ten on a scale of 1-10

thats Peach baby..

or

Your sexy as Hell

Fuck your Fine

by Curtislyons March 28, 2008

greg peach

Someone with an absurdly loud voice. A closet raa. Consistent liar and excellent impersonator of various bo selecta characters. Usually fat and short, and with few friends and little charisma. Stunning resemblance to members of alvin and the chipmunk gang. Basically the ultimate wanker.

Man in Bar: That fat guy is well loud, wish he'd shut the fuck up about shagging prossies in prague.
Man(2): Tell me about it, complete tosser
Man(3): Yeh I know, hes a right greg peach.

by joe william plumb December 16, 2008

Flaming peach

When a virgin homosexual goes to a gay bar for the first time and becomes the life of the party.

I was entertained by a flaming peach last night at the bar.

by Nimby1 April 19, 2019

the shady peach

A fuzzy headed guy with short hair and tinted glasses who has emotional disorders and vents out his hate in rhymes and spends his time ranting.

The shady peach was avoided because others found it wrong to chant rhymes in his sleep.

by the shady peach June 24, 2003

puff your peach

What an older man calls a blow job

Jack told Isaiah "I want to puff your peach". And Isaiah let jack suck his dick

by Juju the oracle January 16, 2014

Penis Peach

Penis peach is the peach crayon color name from the brand VaginaDick crayon company. They also have colors like vagina violet and clit cyan

I just purchased my pack of crayons for school, I love the color penis peach that it has.

by Penispeach September 4, 2014