paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.

Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.

by Mr. British November 19, 2006

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Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

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paged

To convey that you understand what another is saying, as in "are we on the same page?"

Teacher: "Class, does everyone understand the assignment?"
Class: "Yes, we're paged with that."

by Kristyanne Senske November 21, 2007

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Pavement Pirate

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:

1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else

Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.

Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.

by JohnSilver January 26, 2013

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