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Il Pablo

Pablo is a way of live, a religion that improve the singolar life in a red style, good appearance and way to look good always and anyways
Always comport naked sleeping with friends in sandwitch modality
It comport a rigid safe way to live: no drugs, no alcool, and absolutely no imprecations or any kind of bestemming
Pablo's religion follow the Bibble but have a little variant
In Pablo's hell, were damned people have eternal punishment, there is a cigarette break
At the bottom of the hell there is Pablo's Mansion, were in his great an unlimited superior goodness, granted to his life enemy, the Devil him self to came his butler
He clean, wash, cook, stretch and some times massage
Pablo's religion need Three hard proofs to prove be worthy:
One) have a partyEnza and do a lot of censurated black top secrets video
Two) go to enemys base like friars monastery with a funny tickets that report something funny and friendly like 'stronzi frati porcoddio', but don't sing victory because it need to be signed
Three) have a challenge woth the Pablo homself in bestemming round and get his approval
If Pablo approve you to get in, came the cerimonial iniziation, when you have to run into the valley of rusty nails, completely bare, at your descretion
He mastered the glorious art of mistery method with the help of his hammmering master 'Il Bale', decimating the number of available women

Actually some one says Pablo is only waiting is time cause is too good to abdicate Chuck Norris
Pablo, dai vieni qui, è tempo di un sandwitch! El Pablooo!!
Pablo come here, we have have to tell you something really important in totally serious contest! El Pablooo!!!

El Pablo es mas caliente del Diablo!
Pablo is more hot than the Devil!

Stronzi frati, porcoddio!!
Look at my ticket, so much funny!!

Ma sti cazzo di video partyEnza?
Quando avrai 18 anni!!
When can I look the particular videos for adults only accompanied feom pther adults mor adults?
Only when you came a big boy!!

Raga ma per il Pablo cosa ordiniamo che è appena andato al cesso a girare una uana di ganjolò prejolò??
Ma diogat, pigliali un quel di farina con pizzetta!!
Hey guys what may we take for Pablo cause he run at toilet for a real emergency??
Oh my god, I think he want 'sveziano' food!!
by Aso4life April 29, 2017
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Chef Pablo Fantastico

The world famous Mediterranean chef who can cook anything with his magic olive oil. He also loves football and slapping people with oven mits.
Chef Pablo Fantastico can make a great tap-GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Chef Pablo Fantastico

Chef Pablo Fantastico is the worlds famous Mediterranean chef from the hit children's show lazytown he only appears in the season 3 episode Chef Rottenfood he is played by Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson.
by Chef Pablo Fantastico July 25, 2017
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kwentong panelo

An idiomatic expression. A story so ridiculous it can only be a lie.
Huwag kang maniwala kay Mang Kanor, puro “Kwentong Panelo” yan! (Do not believe Mang Kanor, he is full of lies!)
by PongPagong August 30, 2019
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Fence Panel

A fucking fence panel, nothing else.
Person 1: Bro that's a mad fence panel
Fence:
by findogbungislavder December 14, 2019
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Gay Pablo

A heterosexual man or kid that Loves soccer is really really gay and wears shorts to allow easy access he is Mexican and calls others gay to hide the fact that he is actually gay
Pablo who sat on the bench at soccer started playing with him self he was being a gay Pablo
by Ææ...?,:6;, September 30, 2020
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Ricky Pablo

Mad dude, also called 75. Definitely a gang banger in disguise with crazy prison tats hidden.
by M3n1s June 3, 2021
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