Posteggiatore

A man who stays in a relashionship not out of love, but out of fear of being alone or sexually inactive

Girl, if he forgave yout cheating in 12 seconds... he's not a saint. He's a posteggiatore.

by lezzunto November 25, 2025

Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.

Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."

by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025

Indian Poster

In·di·an Pos·ter (in-dee-uhn pos-ter)

Indian Poster Indian Giver

noun

A facebook "friend" that gives a wall post and then takes it away by deleting it either immediately or several days later while they creep on your wall.

I'm browsing my wall looking at all the people that adore me and then I realize, "HEY! where did that comment that KT wrote like 3 weeks ago?!? She would be an Indian Poster, I could smell it on her."

by JWalker LaaBreaker March 27, 2011

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Habitual posters

People who have nothing really to say however; they cannot control when, where and how they post on social media. This list includes liars, repost artists* (see definition) and general posers.

Ex:

1)your on instagram and your people's never like anything but they post a hundred posts that everyone's seen already back to back. (Within a 15min period)

2)these cats never post anything they've actually created. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM POST ANYTHING ORIGINAL.

*ill explain repost artists on a further date

Yo these habitual posters are annoying beyond belief bro 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Tboogie131 September 12, 2017

Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

by Dribee December 7, 2017