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post-charismatic

People who are open to God but indifferent or hostile to church because of bad past experience(s).
"I submit that the same is true for those of us who self-identify as post-charismatic -- the answer to the abuses and errors within the charismatic movement should not lead us to abandon all things Spirit-led..."
by Greasy Wheel August 5, 2007
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021
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Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
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smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
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ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.
"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."
by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018
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