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pragma-pissed

the state of being able to do something more efficiently and practically while intoxicated
i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead
by rishierish October 7, 2013
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tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
by w3z010 May 11, 2014
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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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Supreme Pissed

More pissed than ever recorded on the Richter Scale.
My dad took a dump on my windshield, I'm Supreme Pissed.
by SupremeSammy August 15, 2017
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force pussed

When a pussy is being forced upon you by the other person sitting on your face, making you eat them out or die in the process.
Last night she got real crazy and tied me up and force pussed me! I kinda liked it....
by StrangelyImpure November 11, 2018
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Kenzie Pissed

When you get pissed beyond the point of no return and you have to be fireman carried to your mates bedroom by your mates sisters boyfriend
Tonight we’re not gonna get pissed we’re gonna get kenzie pissed
by Shireoak10 February 16, 2020
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