Pre-mature ejaculation. When a guy shoots his load within 1 or 2 seconds of intercourse or sometimes while putting on his condom.
Girl #1: Andre with the 14 inch dick was getting ready to be all up in me and then BAM!.....p.m.e. city, geeerl.
Girl #2: No shizzle LaQueefah?
Girl #1: Mmm hmm.
Girl #2: Daaaamn!
Girl #2: No shizzle LaQueefah?
Girl #1: Mmm hmm.
Girl #2: Daaaamn!
by Jethro X December 8, 2005
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used when you're really lazy to drive, but still have a desire to go somewhere, if and only if someone picks your lazy ass up to go.
used when you're really lazy to drive, but still have a desire to go somewhere, if and only if someone picks your lazy ass up to go.
Andrew: Let's go to Lolitas. They have the best Mexican food in San Diego.
Dieu: I'm lazy. PMU!
Andrew: Aiight. Be there in 10.
Dieu: I'm lazy. PMU!
Andrew: Aiight. Be there in 10.
by dieulovesyounot May 31, 2010
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Get the pmp mug.This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..
Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010
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Get the PMPL mug.PMS-premenstrual syndrome.
notice: if a girl really got that psycho, they'd call it "Psycho monster syndrome".
which they dont
ur all insensitives dicks anyway...
(pun intended)
notice: if a girl really got that psycho, they'd call it "Psycho monster syndrome".
which they dont
ur all insensitives dicks anyway...
(pun intended)
Guy: Hey!
Girl: Hey!
Guy: i thought it was that time of the month again? Ur so.. happy?
Girl: what, do i have to be a bitch when i PMS?
Girl: Hey!
Guy: i thought it was that time of the month again? Ur so.. happy?
Girl: what, do i have to be a bitch when i PMS?
by jessicajaded January 19, 2009
Get the PMS mug.Pearl Milk Tea, a common drinks among asians. It's usually served cold with tapioca pearls mixed with milk and tea. Although this may sound gross, its actually a very sweet and delicious. Usually associated and eaten with fried chicken, asian style.
- I love to munch on my pearls as i drink my PMT.
-Hey lets go to Q-Cup and get some PMT and then go to Tapioca Express for their mouth-watering chicken.
-Dan bought his first PMT and weakly thrusted his straw through the plastic cap, resulting in PMT over his clothes.
-Hey lets go to Q-Cup and get some PMT and then go to Tapioca Express for their mouth-watering chicken.
-Dan bought his first PMT and weakly thrusted his straw through the plastic cap, resulting in PMT over his clothes.
by PMTaddict December 28, 2005
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