Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

putting through the rough

The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.

Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.

by Niggslayer December 3, 2006

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009

Putting the team on

When a single or small number of member(s) of a crew/team are the only ones providing the drugs/alcohol for the evenings festivities. Normally when someone steps up and puts the team on, then when a time comes that they do not have money/drugs/alcohol then a member of the team will put them on.

When putting the team on it is important to avoid band wagon team members, or more simply put, broke mother fuckers trying to get put on and not a member of the team.

You guys only have $8 and a case is $18, Looks like I'm putting the team on.

If there's one thing Cocaine McGraine does, it's put the team on.

Davis, you putting the team on tonight or what?

Man we owe him after last night, he put the whole team on.

by CoolKyle November 20, 2011

putting yo' foot in it

The sexual act of inserting your foot into your partner's anal cavity.

Jeff: Becky, why is your ass sore?
Becky: 'Cause Tyrone was "putting yo' foot in it" last night.

by TRacer May 22, 2015