1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...
2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.
2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.
by Matt-the-twat December 30, 2007
1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"
2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast
*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)
2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast
*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)
"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"
by Really???????? April 29, 2010
by Shamruck July 19, 2015
1. A deathly sulphorous fart.
*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 12, 2006
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The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.
“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.
by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019
A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.
Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.
Bob: Bloody egg-chasers
Bob: Bloody egg-chasers
by SMIC November 10, 2003