Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.
by lemmidoggins October 31, 2015

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack
guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape
by Drosie June 30, 2016

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??
by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.
Left. Right. Left.
by Trichomey October 7, 2019

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

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by Ian Hough January 15, 2008
