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Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.
by old man December 9, 2003
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Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
by plus-size albert November 28, 2020
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Old Snatch

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!
by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018
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old fame

Opposite of new fame, someone that simply hangs around their famous relatives and becomes famous without any real talent.
Paris Hilton has no talent! She's old fame.
by Calciumdust April 2, 2008
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Old Steve

The dealer is selling Old Steve over there!
by Middle age Steve June 11, 2010
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The Old Wycombiensian

A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously
The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat
by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021
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Old Radio

When you have a song stuck in your head that was once really popular and now is considered old.
Person 1- "Dude today I had Umbrella by Rihanna suck in my head all day today."

Person 2- "Looks like the old radio is on."
by ME no not him the other me December 1, 2009
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