Pumping Off

to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when

Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.

by The Original DT January 7, 2012

naff off

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.

got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!

by kulucriss January 13, 2008

bake off

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

by Bazzysmuck January 6, 2022

Off The Goop

When you're doing something dumb, or going crazy

Stranger- *Laughs maniacally with a knife in hand*
Sonny- "Bro you really be off the goop!"
Stranger *Stabs Sonny*
Sonny- "Bro I just got vibe checked..." *dies*

by An Asian Sonny January 15, 2020

trickin off

give someone money or other valuable objects for sexual intercorse

i'm in love with a striper...
trickin off ain't where its at

by k-kizzle February 10, 2007

walk it off

What male A might say to male B when male B has had some type of pain or injury inflicted upon him.

*Male B falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his legs*

Male B: Oh god it hurts so bad!
Male A: Just walk it off man, you'll be okay.
Male B: My fucking legs are broken dude! I can't walk!
Male A: Dude, man up and walk that shit off

by Male A May 27, 2008

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023