one sec

a phrase used to represent a period of time that is almost always more than one second long

by billdoor July 30, 2018

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one-upper

If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.

I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.

by Megsi February 22, 2008

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Another One

A very annoying phrase that DJ Khaled says in the beginning of almost every song since January 2014. It used to be "We The Best", now it is "Another One"

Joey: Hey bro you gonna see that girl today?
Haseeb: We're just friends man
DJ Khaled: Another One, Another One.

by arsalansiddiqui October 02, 2015

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Stay-Ons

A pair of stilettos designed exclusively to be worn during sex.

Steve liked the view of Lisa's stay-ons from the reverse cowgirl position.

by $adLo February 09, 2011

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bolt-ons

1. Slang term for a pair of breast implants that look unnatural, rock-hard and "bolted" onto their owner's chest much like the stiff, painful looking screws that were bolted on to the side of Frankenstein's neck in the classic horror film. This "bolted-on" look typically happens because of what is called capsular contraction. Capsular contraction is when scar tissue forms in the chest cavity and tightens around the implant(s), making the breast(s) hard and unnatural looking. The "bolted-on" look can also occur when extremely large breast implants are inserted into someone without enough fatty tissue in the breast area. "Bolt-ons" do not look natural. All bad boob jobs where it's obvious that the person has implants can be referred to as "bolt-ons".

2. A messed up boob job.

3. Cause for a malpractice suit.

"That chick's boob job doesn't look so good. It looks like she's got two rocks in her shirt."
"Yeah, those are a serious pair of bolt-ons."

by VeNaCE November 09, 2006

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