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Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

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Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.
by october8th February 11, 2019
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not playing with a regulation ball

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.
by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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not to be a brit but tea

their posts are tea!! the tumblr british cuppa (who is actually from africa) is a little ghost that holds a cup of tea, they are also the god of tea.
tumblr user: i love not to be a brit but tea's posts!!
by sammy the ghost December 10, 2018
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not-very-take-a-picture-able

The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.
Aye dude, put that camera down cuz' I'm not not-very-take-a-picture-able right now!
by David Perez February 9, 2007
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not so bright a bulb

Someone who is very stupid or just ignorant, and can't comprehend the most basic things..

- 90% of the time this is all an act to piss off other people.

- Watch out for these people, they can be hard to spot sometimes, and at others, it's very easy.
Ex:

Joe: Oh yeah Avatar was a great movie!

*friend goes to see movie*

Billy: You son of a bitch! That was a chick flick designed to make women swoon. You're not so bright a bulb!
by KD42 March 14, 2011
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not gana ride a hover board

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
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