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puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims
1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.
by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017
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Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.
Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?
by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020
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Lil Puppy

by Eminemfan6599 February 25, 2022
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grunge puppy

A grunge puppy is a very cute male/female that adheres to the grunge style circa 1980-1990's. They wear the following but not limited to these articles of clothing: leather/pleather jackets (studded or non-studded), plaid, flannel, acid wash, light denim, Doc Martens, un-kempt or natural looking hair,fishnets, females can be mistaken for hookers/street walkers, also anything that looks like it could be off of a character from : Married with Children, Full House, Blossom or any members of Nirvana/Hole.

While these styles could be off-setting to some, the grunge puppy is so attractive in looks, personality,confidence, crudeness, realness, and demeanor, that the fact they are horribly dressed from the wrong era makes them even more attractive.

It's like seeing the cutest puppy in the world, but then that puppy with a very off-putting collar and haircut. You just can't resist it.
Examples of a grunge puppy: Kelly Bundy, Kimmy Gibler, Coutney Love, Kurt Cobain, BUT if it was 2014 and they had not conformed to styles.
by IdontKNOWiDONTcare April 17, 2014
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Vegas Puppy

an artist, musician, magician, or other alternative-culture type that lives in and/or around Las Vegas AND whose works are influenced by Sin City culture.
www.vegaspuppies.blogspot.com
Dude! Check out that great painting of the "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign. That guy is totally a Vegas Puppy.
by s&m February 17, 2004
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Puppy Chin

When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."

"he's got major puppy chin"
by Carriyo February 24, 2009
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slut puppies

a felacious female who wants it so bad, her tongue hangs out like a puppy. in order for a female to qualify as a slut puppy, she must also be as cute as a puppy.
im gonna clean the fuck outta my bike so i can pull some slut puppies when we go downtown this weekend!

i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!
by Dante the philosopher February 9, 2009
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