When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017
last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
the standard by which an established legal position progresses from "categorically false" to "I don't know" in fewer than 48 hours.
Giuliani Flop, 20 Jan 2018:
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
by johnoneillnyc January 20, 2019
The act of standing at the edge of a pool or body of water and merely falling face forward. A face forward fall into a body of water mimicking a falling tree. A belly flop without a leap or jump.
by Jamesamw June 05, 2017
Flip flops that are slightly more sophisticated than regular flip flops; usually have sparkles, pearls, or fake diamonds on them or have heels.
by khnrslg December 17, 2010
When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.
by plainly obscure June 12, 2016
A game used to determine anything the involves, The flipping of pancakes consecutively as many times as you can, the first person to let it flop on the ground loses. The pancakes are then compared and bonus points are give for depending on the size of the pancake. (larger = more points)
1. Dammit He beat me in the Flop off he must be better than me
2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count
3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake
2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count
3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake
by 1HappyCamp-R March 10, 2013