Make Nachos

An expression used when something upsetting is about to happen. Used as a joke to lighten the mood and to prep someone when shit’s about to go down.

Girl 1: Let’s watch The Notebook!
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.

Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk…
Boyfriend: About what?

Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.

Boyfriend: oh shit

by Ravshasrektme November 4, 2017

Backdoor Nachos

When you’re banging two girls from behind back and forth

“Last night I did the backdoor nachos and I got two stinkies on my dinky”

by WhiteTexts May 3, 2019

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

tacobell nachos

those chips from taco bell with cheese i think

"oh look, tacobell nachos with cheese"

by salivatingcumdump January 26, 2022

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Newsom’s Nacho

See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.

I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!

by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022