Random name

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".

*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!

by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019

stanford (name)

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.

damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!

by reality1234 November 27, 2017

Garcon (name)

A very loving and caring friend. He will always look out for others before himself. They are good at drawing and many sports, they are very smart with their words and is passionate and confident. You’ll be lucky if you come across these types of people, they’ll make you melt!

You should be friends with Garcon (name), he’ll always look out for others!

by astupidpersononline101 September 11, 2020

Kid named

Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.

"Now class, we are going to do origami today!"
Kid named origami:

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

el (name)

an extremely fruity little person.

person 1: oh you know el (name)?
person 2: yeah, they’re a fruity little thing.

by frogdoglog December 1, 2022

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023

honey name

honey is a bad bitch! she can fight. period. she has a protective, funny, personality and will always eat your snacks and drinks. honey would never ever break a friendship. she will listen to music with you and vibe!!! and get u out of trouble 😉😉

you: omg do you see honey name today?!
me: yea she looking bad huh

by emoduckling April 20, 2021