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Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.
chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.
by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019
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Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.
Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing
by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023
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batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared
by Batty nonce May 10, 2018
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Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.
Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!
by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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Nonce

by RXI Neek October 18, 2020
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Nonce

1. Nonce, is a pervert regardless of gender. More oftenly used as an inside joke between friends. More common in England than in other parts of the UK. Most of the people referred to as nonces are because they are acting in a peado-sih manner.
Jinx keeps on making everything sexual in the chat so Chlobra calls her out on it. "Jinx, you're being a right nonce. If you keep making these jokes I'm going to tell your girlfriend that you're a nonce."
by MaryQueenOfScots November 21, 2020
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