When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 09, 2019
A process invented by Yuppies where they purchase clothing, such as a shirt, then wear it until its slightly soiled, throw it out and get a new one.
by LinkXXI December 08, 2008
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by psychonicky April 29, 2010
When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
by Spacedmunkee June 03, 2021