A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
Get the My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing mug.physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
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A term which, when spoken, imitates the phrase "signify nothing" and is used to sarcastically relate to a sorority or fraternity house.
by E. R. S. December 19, 2005
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Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!
by rperazag August 21, 2010
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derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange
derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange
person 1: have you seen remi, she just got back to florida and she got soo tan.
person 2: damn son, nothing rhymes with that bitch.
person 2: damn son, nothing rhymes with that bitch.
by b1895selenagomez December 1, 2010
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to the table = to the conversation
usually a joke :)
to the table = to the conversation
usually a joke :)
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me
girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table
you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table
you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
by she1l August 31, 2009
Get the you bring nothing to the table mug.A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"
Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
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