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Napoleonismo

-To do a Napoleonismo is to jinx on purpose to screw your team over in a critical stage of a season.

-Doing a Napoleonismo can also mean you show your gargantuan obsession for AC Milan as they are better than Juve in every way.
"(Team) are embarrasing"
*(Team) scores*
"Laughed" I've just done a Napoleonismo

"(Team) in 2020..." followed by the same picture of the AC Milan badge
by Rubentus fan December 22, 2020
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Napoleon complex

Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.
Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021
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Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Nasal Hondo Mucus, also known as NHM, is the excretion of green/yellowish snot coming out of your nose at a loud and fast rate. It is one of the many symptoms of a common cold and covid-19 and is also in the family of, Hondo, Gas Hondo's, mid-depression Hondo's and more.
Mrs Bitzjarld : WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING THEIR NOSE SO LOUD
sussy stefano : Sorry miss, I unfortunately have a case of Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Mrs Bitzjarld : oh sorry I didn't realize, hash realities of war 😔 *ashamed* very deplorable of you.
by bigstinkyballz October 27, 2021
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Creamy Nasal

This is when a women is giving a man a blow job, he takes his dick out of her mouth, to get off on her face and his cum goes up her nose.
Creamy Nasal leaves you smelling cum for rest of the day!!!
by Big Willie & Special K September 25, 2008
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The Napolean Bonaparte

having sex with a person and then urinate on their clothing then throw them outside
he so pulled The Napolean Bonaparte while she cooked naked for him
by Robo Zombie July 7, 2011
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napoleon complex

a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.

this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
by Sam-Sam-The-Out-House-Man December 9, 2018
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Napoleon Dynamite

Awesome indie movie that got corrupted and ruined by hot topic.

hot topic made it "soo cool" and is selling merch to all them brainwashed posers out there.
gosh yadda yadda yadda.. ya'll heard these quotes about A MILLION TIMES.
by ana_lube February 1, 2005
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