Pumpkin (name)

A cutesy nickname for both young and adult children.

"It's ok, pumpkin (name), you're safe with Mommy," the woman rocked her infant son.

by LyassacheckList December 3, 2016

Random name

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".

*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!

by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019

Lad name

The male equivalent of a “maiden name”
Its used to describe a males surname before marriage.

Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley

by McLad December 9, 2018

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023

comfortable name

The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.

Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.

by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

el (name)

an extremely fruity little person.

person 1: oh you know el (name)?
person 2: yeah, they’re a fruity little thing.

by frogdoglog December 1, 2022