Macho Nacho

When a man marinates two fingers in his smelly sweaty ball sweat and then rubs the odor just under the nose of a friend or loved one.

Why is Alice vomiting?

Dirty Karl just gave her a Macho Nacho. He hasn't taken a shower in six days.

by oldgreazybastard69 June 3, 2015

Nacho Disaster

The worst kind of appetizer available. It consists of a small amount of nacho chips, yet an ungodly amount sauce, cheese and other toppings that drip off the plate.

Dumbass #1: I don't know dude, should we just get the Nacho Disaster?
Dumbass #2: I guess, I mean that sounds awful but ok

by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? November 3, 2009

nachogasm

when a man ejaculates on nachos and eats the nachos.

don't give me the nachogasmed nachos.

by nacho lover 123454321 February 19, 2011

Nacho

A russian man with semi-curly hair, a childish face, tattoos, can't grow any facial hair other than a mustache, and is a dick.

Person 1: You see that Russian kid...I mean man, over there?
Me:Yeah, he's a total Nacho
Nacho: Hey asshole, what did you call me?
Person 1: *runs away*
Me: A nacho..

by Demonic Bro February 23, 2014

nacho yakking

Jerking your dick with nacho cheese instead of lube or lotion

Man, I had the best wank walk of my life. I tried nacho yakking

by PotatoCreator May 2, 2018

Nacho

The area between the testicles and the ass hole

It's nacho balls, but its nacho butt either.

by Heidi Meixner January 11, 2004

The spicy Nacho

When a male make nacho dip inside a females vagina then diping chips and eating them

an example of The spicy nacho is the chili cheese nachos

by cjm1893 August 14, 2011