Music

Music; Noun. pronounced "myoo-zick".
Definition.
Music is about Memories. Feelings. Love. Hate. Sex. Life. Past. Present. Future. Music is everything and everywhere. It means everything. It is everyone's and yet it is yours and only yours. It is ours. It is private and shared. Music is the silence of spoken word, and yet it's fruition. Music changes everything. Listen.

Music, yknow, what you listen to!

by Craig Philip Bainton May 22, 2006

highschool musical

This is possibly the worst show yet. It is just a movie with a bunch of people who think they can act but the truth is they can not act worth a shit. Sadly most of the little girls in your family insist on buying and some parents give in so the whole house hold has to suffer. This movie gets big girls to drool over zac effron or what ever the guys name is.

Oh my gosh they made another Highschool Musical!? The first one sucked a lot so this one must suck more.

by mcr fairy January 15, 2008

pop music

The shittiest genre of music ever. Pop usually features talentless losers who rely on audio editing and autotune to sound half decent. For some reason, pop is extremely popular among American teens instead of real music, like rock.

Average American Teen: "Did you hear that new Bruno Mars song? It's pretty epic, no?"

Guy Who Appreciates Real Music: "Fuck no dude, Bruno Mars sucks, just like all pop music. Now excuse me while I listen to some REAL music."

by Greenzorz May 16, 2011

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

adrenaline music

Music which stimualtes the adrenaline glands. Typical examples will include techno/dance/heavy metal/some gangsta rap. Driving to this sort of music will cause carelessness.

The prodigy have some good adrenaline music.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

High School Musical

The reason so many 11 year olds are in hospital with multiple bruises and broken limbs.

Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.

And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.

by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009

musical

A play or movie that contains musical numbers.
Often broadway shows. Include annoyingly good songs like Oklahoma, which is educational because it teaches us that oklahoma is spelled "O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a" and some other showtunes

I've been in countless musicals. My first one was Oklahoma! Like you care...

by Liz March 5, 2004