purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

purple mushroom by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004

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Mushroomy

Term used to describe a severe hangover!

In effect the hangover victims brain feels "Mushroomy" and unable to handle the day ahead.
In the course of this "Mushroomy" episode hangover victim is unable to hold a conversation. Cures include another drink and abstinence!

John's head is feeling mushroomy following a night out involving a copious amounts of booze.

Mushroomy by level 5 August 25, 2009

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Mushroom-tip Chowder

Jizz. or "making mushroom-tip chowder" is masturbation

Eddie: Hey! Wanna come over for some mushroom-tip chowder?

Fletch: Sure! Sounds yummy!

or

Eddie: Whatcha doin tonight?
Fletch: Nothin, just making a some mushroom-tip chowder...

Mushroom-tip Chowder by pudd thumper November 20, 2011