frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

Mushroom Stew

When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you

Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now

ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen

Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run

by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016

mushroom hunter

Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.

“Samantha asked every dude in the office for a dick pic. That bitch be a mushroom hunter fo sho!”

by Dr. AA January 19, 2018

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021