mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Playboy mouse

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.

"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"

by mistress E January 10, 2009

mouse-sensitive

graphical user interface whose use depends on the availability of a pointing device.

Graphical mouse-sensitive applications are generally more intuitive and easy to use than text-based terminal applications.

by Johnny From Quincy's School January 18, 2008

Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006

tit mouse

A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).

Look at the rack on that tit mouse.

by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010

mouse off

or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. Also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.

Joel: Yeah dude, I just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?

Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.

Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?

by lolcatswut April 18, 2010