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like a motherfucker

"like a motherfucker" yeah, i know its on here already.

1. Technically the same as the other definitions, but used to describe an extreme situation or to add emphasis to a statement. Usually added to a rather benign declarative sentence to enhance the humorousness.

2. Used as a stand alone reply of agreement in acronym form, to a statement made by another party, via text message.
Example #1 - For Emphasis:

S. Flawless: Whoa, did you see that bitch's grill?

T. Niggerguson: Yeah, she had braces like a motherfucker!

Example #2 - As an acronym via text:

T. Cooper: I'm getting ripped up tonight. Hopefully I'll vomit in my own pass out!

JC: lamf.

The piccolo player is a motherfucker 

used to describe when a person is not fully in a conversation or walks in on a conversationa dn only catches the end of them conversation or the last sentence.
Don walks in the room.

"And she ws like 'hell yeah I ride those too.'" Jake states

"What?!" Don asks.

"The piccolo player is a motherfucker." Jeremy says.

Goofy Looking Motherfucker 

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*
Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

prouf [motherfucker] 

one who masturbates to pictures of his mother.

Hurt like a motherfucker 

Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants
Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker

Toughest motherfucker on the planet 

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!
“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”