Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

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Mocha

A ridiculously fluffy cat that meows a lot. It comes in a wide range of colours, including orange, brown, black, white, gray, and beige.
A mocha will continuously meow in order to obtain food, but will also make noise if he/she feels lonely. Mochas will also meow at night, usually around 4:30 am. A mocha can be very loveable, and overall makes a great pet.

Your new kitten is such a mocha!

Oh my gosh, that mocha won't shut- up!

Mommy, I want a baby mocha for Christmas!

by Bubbleguppy23 February 15, 2015

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moochation

The act of coordinating a free vacation by mooching off of friends and family

Kelly managed to travel around Europe staying with friends and distant relatives the whole time, it was the ultimate moochation.

by zuccadocious May 13, 2016

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mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo August 21, 2016

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Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.

Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .

by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016

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Mitcham

A guy who cares about others and is great when it comes to chicks. Very funny and is always fooling around with others. Everyone loves being around him.

Dude, that mitcham guy is so funny!

by Jakaksskkskskxskaksk March 19, 2017

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