Monocone

That guy who makes things sometimes

Samulige: monocone is STUPID
Monocone: that's kinda mean

by Monocone December 15, 2025

foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.

So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.

by Dank Killa October 2, 2009

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

JHT-MONO

Phat monobrow

JHT-MONO IS A SECRET ADMIRER IF DARIUSH

by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021